Ann Coulter's "If Democrates Had Any Brains"

Saw Ann's book If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans in the bookstore. How about a book titled If Ann Coulter Had Any Brains, She'd Be A Man. She'd earn more, get laid on a regular basis, and could even stick it to other guys. I suspect there's enough material here for book. Feel free to take the title and run!